"Scientists" discover new sleeping disorder
Wake up and smell the expletives
Pencil necks at the emergency, squirrel! Labs claim to have discovered a new sleeping disorder that they are calling Tourettes Narcolepsy. Sufferers, they say, have a tendency to drop off to sleep with no provocation, and at the most inopportune times, and then proceed to swear and curse loudly. This can cause considerable disruption in offices, on trains or in church, they claim.
No cause had so far been determined for this new syndrome, however the Squirrel boffins said that the emergency, squirrel! brand antacid tablets, "Blerf", would probably prevent attacks from striking those not already affected, and they should "stock up big time".
When asked about the actual incidence of TN, the spokes-puppet promptly fell asleep and told our reporter to "fuck off up a tree".
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