Using the ol’ noodle
Chinese authorities crack down on menu cock-up
Chinese authorities, while not busy torturing and removing the organs from Falun Dafa followers, are now harassing restaurant proprietors over their imaginative English translations of their dishes’ names.
This of course comes in advance of the Beijing 0-Limp-Dicks, and the influx of Imperialist Pig Dog tourists who just won’t dig the idea of eating "streamed crap" and "burnt lion’s head"(read the Courier-Mall story here).
Oh well. Here’s a picture of a groovy little Asian food mascot, delivering your steaming bowl of Nissin brand "virgin chicken" noodles – which aren’t half bad, as a matter of fact.