Market responds favorably

Posted on 12/06/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

Squirrel stocks up 13% as analysts go nuts over Squirrel…

Market responds favorably

Newtown, Albania – June 12, 2007 Today, emergency, squirrel! announced effective immediately it has moved its operations online with the launch of emergencysquirrel.com, enabling the public worldwide to deploy staff interested in ill-conceived electro/rock/dance music to download emergency, squirrel’s latest six tracks. Analyst Yassa ArafatBoy Slim predicts a 13 % growth in stocks of squirrel holdings in the third quarter of 2007 as a result of moving online. "Never before has so many badly fitting, poorly designed t-shirts been available for purchase and highly unreasonable prices (including postage)"

"emergencysquirrel.com is experiencing unprecedented deployment success," said Walt Jizzney, director of sprill at emergencysquirrel.com. “It has already surpassed previous deployment rates. With the availability of Whole Lotta Rosie and You’ll Never Pay Full Price Again we expect more customers to make the move to emergencysquirrel.com. as we move forward through 2007 into 2008 or even next year," added Perry Comb-over, Deputy Chief Operations Officer Of Operations And Cultural Strategy, Deployment And Future Directions at emergencysquirrel.com.