How to harness kiddie power
Kids have a lot of energy! Why not put it to good use?
The emergency, squirrel! Kiddie Harness (Patent Pending) can be attached to shopping carts, vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers, even bull bars. Just strap junior in, point him at a Wiggles video, and watch him go!
The harness is made from a revolutionary new material – developed in the Squirrel Laboratories in Stockholm – that only breaks occasionally, and is painted orange for added safety.
With fuel prices going through the roof, why not consider hooking up a team of them to the family SUV, and then it’s "Mush!", off we go, down to the local convenience store, bottle shop, or whatever. And of course it is better for the environment. You too can be carbon neutral – like you care.
emergency, squirrel! – ’cause it’s better to produce than consume.
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