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Everything you need to know about emergency, squirrel! and its ongoing commitment to consumer dissatisfaction.

Who says uni students are bludgers?

Posted on 20/06/2007 by Kirsch

Who says uni students are bludgers? Spotted at the UWS Windsor campus by Allen – thanks to Amanda!

Market responds favorably

Posted on 12/06/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

Squirrel stocks up 13% as analysts go nuts over Squirrel… Market responds favorably Newtown, Albania – June 12, 2007 Today, emergency, squirrel! announced effective immediately it has moved its operations online with the launch of emergencysquirrel.com, enabling the public worldwide … Continue reading →

New products on the way

Posted on 28/05/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

New products on the way The new emergency, squirrel! t-shirt printing facility is well on its way towards completion.

FAdoinga bonanza!

Posted on 15/05/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

FAdoinga bonanza! FAdoinga Records and Tapes (a wholely owned subsiduary of emergency, squirrel! Inc.) has made its catalog of great music available online for discerning listeners. Just register as a Shareholder to download songs for free from Kirsch and The … Continue reading →

Welcome consumers!

Posted on 25/04/2007 by Kirsch

Welcome consumers! Hooray! The new emergency, squirrel! corporate home page is finally live. From here, consumers can access a whole world of disappointingly ineffectual products and services over the coming months. Register as a Shareholder to be kept up-to-date on … Continue reading →

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