Category Archives: News
Everything you need to know about emergency, squirrel! and its ongoing commitment to consumer dissatisfaction.
Bring out ya dead
Bring out ya dead The Death of emergency, squirrel is live! After months locked in a dark broom closet with nothing but an iPad, emergency, squirrel’s team of no-life-no-girlfriend computer nerds have come up with the goods. The new website … Continue reading
Bailout for music lovers
Bailout for music lovers Now that the global economy is starting to resemble a Marx Brothers movie, the financial wizards at emergency, squirrel! and its wholly owned subsidiary FAdoinga Records and Tapes have made a bold move to entice more … Continue reading
Shareholder registrations are now open
Shareholder registrations are now open Consumers can now become part of emergency, squirrel! in a real and meaningful way by registering as Shareholders.
Using the ol’ noodle
Using the ol’ noodle Chinese authorities crack down on menu cock-up Chinese authorities, while not busy torturing and removing the organs from Falun Dafa followers, are now harassing restaurant proprietors over their imaginative English translations of their dishes’ names.
Record Rate of Consumer Deployments…
Record Rate of Consumer Deployments… Many consumers have already benefited from deploying emergencysquirrel.com and its companion operating system SQ2004X which aims to look forward to being behind the forwards transformation to its backend architecture into an “e-culture,” creating a Web-enabled … Continue reading
Ship We Like … not!
Ship We Like … not! Sydney full of seamen – and it isn’t even Mardi Gras Here is a picture of the USS Kitty Hawk moored in Sydney Harbour.
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