Bailout for music lovers

Posted on 24/05/2009 by Squeeky Nutkin

Bailout for music lovers

Now that the global economy is starting to resemble a Marx Brothers movie, the financial wizards at emergency, squirrel! and its wholly owned subsidiary FAdoinga Records and Tapes have made a bold move to entice more investment. All tracks from 4 Dimensional Space Time can now be downloaded simply by registering as a Shareholder.

“We feel we can overcome potential Shareholders’ reluctance to register by giving them a no obligation sample of the type of product they can expect from emergency, squirrel!“, said Fritz Frielowder, Chief Marketing Brainblister at FAdoinga. “With the new EP (The Death of emergency, squirrel!) just around the corner, we want people to short their positions on the older material, do a bit of profit taking in this bear market sucker’s rally, and be ready to buy long on the new tracks!”, he incomprehensibly explained.

An early taste of the new album can be heard via the emergency, squirrel! music player (top right of the home page) in for form of the track “God+Death=Goth”, which can also be downloaded by register Shareholders Offer ended.