Author Archives: Squeeky Nutkin

About Squeeky Nutkin

Squeeky Nutkin is Vice President in charge of Consumer Dissatisfaction.

Bring out ya dead

Posted on 03/08/2010 by Squeeky Nutkin

Bring out ya dead The Death of emergency, squirrel is live! After months locked in a dark broom closet with nothing but an iPad, emergency, squirrel’s team of no-life-no-girlfriend computer nerds have come up with the goods. The new website … Continue reading →

Bailout for music lovers

Posted on 24/05/2009 by Squeeky Nutkin

Bailout for music lovers Now that the global economy is starting to resemble a Marx Brothers movie, the financial wizards at emergency, squirrel! and its wholly owned subsidiary FAdoinga Records and Tapes have made a bold move to entice more … Continue reading →

New designer badges hit the shelves

Posted on 03/04/2009 by Squeeky Nutkin

Cover yourself in strange creatures (in badge form of course) New designer badges hit the shelves These badges are small, round and very attractive. Designed for emergency, squirrel! by the fabulous designer Lilly Tallula, they feature images of axolotyles, cave … Continue reading →

Global financial meltdown averted!

Posted on 13/10/2008 by Squeeky Nutkin

Squirrel drops a fresh steaming track! Global financial meltdown averted! Even with the world’s stock markets falling faster than a Qantas jet full of pensioners, emergency, squirrel! are bullish about this new cut “God+Death=Goth” from their upcoming collection: “The Death … Continue reading →

The Squirrel has landed!

Posted on 24/09/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

The Squirrel has landed! Consumers get Squirrel for peanuts!! FAdoinga Records & Tapes plans to maintain its policy of FREE downloads for ALL emergency, squirrel! tracks. "They’re just not worth selling," said FAdoinga mouthpiece Knutt Schnack. Despite this, downloads of … Continue reading →

How to harness kiddie power

Posted on 02/08/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

How to harness kiddie power Kids have a lot of energy! Why not put it to good use? The emergency, squirrel! Kiddie Harness (Patent Pending) can be attached to shopping carts, vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers, even bull bars. Just strap … Continue reading →

Record Rate of Consumer Deployments…

Posted on 10/07/2007 by Squeeky Nutkin

Record Rate of Consumer Deployments… Many consumers have already benefited from deploying emergencysquirrel.com and its companion operating system SQ2004X which aims to look forward to being behind the forwards transformation to its backend architecture into an “e-culture,” creating a Web-enabled … Continue reading →

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