Author Archives: Kirsch

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Kirsch is emergency, squirrel's producer and guru

Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters

Posted on 08/10/2007 by Kirsch

Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters Squirrel Holdings purchases two treasures of the Dutch “Old School” "These paintings represent a major art investment by emergency, squirrel!, and will in time appreciate greatly in value,” said the curator of the Squirrel owned … Continue reading →

Using the ol’ noodle

Posted on 03/10/2007 by Kirsch

Using the ol’ noodle Chinese authorities crack down on menu cock-up Chinese authorities, while not busy torturing and removing the organs from Falun Dafa followers, are now harassing restaurant proprietors over their imaginative English translations of their dishes’ names.

Ship We Like … not!

Posted on 08/07/2007 by Kirsch

Ship We Like … not! Sydney full of seamen – and it isn’t even Mardi Gras Here is a picture of the USS Kitty Hawk moored in Sydney Harbour.

Funny place for a hood ornament

Posted on 25/06/2007 by Kirsch

Funny place for a hood ornament What a dummy Spotted in Glebe

Who says uni students are bludgers?

Posted on 20/06/2007 by Kirsch

Who says uni students are bludgers? Spotted at the UWS Windsor campus by Allen – thanks to Amanda!

Welcome consumers!

Posted on 25/04/2007 by Kirsch

Welcome consumers! Hooray! The new emergency, squirrel! corporate home page is finally live. From here, consumers can access a whole world of disappointingly ineffectual products and services over the coming months. Register as a Shareholder to be kept up-to-date on … Continue reading →

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