Author Archives: Kirsch
Wake up and smell the expletives
"Scientists" discover new sleeping disorder Wake up and smell the expletives Pencil necks at the emergency, squirrel! Labs claim to have discovered a new sleeping disorder that they are calling Tourettes Narcolepsy. Sufferers, they say, have a tendency to drop … Continue reading
Who you calling “Big Nose”?
The noble Proboscis monkey – this one pictured below from Brunei. Randiest monkey in the world There’s gotta be some kind of evolutionary reason, right? One suggestion for the honker is that the chicks dig it. Really? Hey, what’s that … Continue reading
Say Hello to this kitty…
Rexona, you’ve done it again. Say Hello to this kitty… It’s an ill wind that, er, whatever. Nothing else to say, really.
The Top 10 Shitest films of all time
Welcome to the Shitfest The world owes a lot to Russ Meyer, Ed Wood, and a score of other Shit directors who were too Shit to even rate a mention here. A body could fly around the globe three times … Continue reading
Eco-friendly new rubber thing
Eco-friendly new rubber thing No need to hold on any longer The white coats at es.Labs have done it again. With the imminent collapse of western society due … well … any day now, a way to reduce oil dependency … Continue reading
Squirrel jumps on tea wagon
Squirrel jumps on tea wagon emergency, squirrel! enters the “gourmet” tea market In a strategic redeployment of resources, Squirrel Holdings has made a huge commitment to the burgeoning “gourmet” tea market. "First it was herbal tea, then green tea, and … Continue reading
Shareholder registrations are now open
Shareholder registrations are now open Consumers can now become part of emergency, squirrel! in a real and meaningful way by registering as Shareholders.
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