Monthly Archives: October 2007

Shareholder registrations are now open

Shareholder registrations are now open Consumers can now become part of emergency, squirrel! in a real and meaningful way by registering as Shareholders.

Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters

Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters Squirrel Holdings purchases two treasures of the Dutch “Old School” "These paintings represent a major art investment by emergency, squirrel!, and will in time appreciate greatly in value,” said the curator of the Squirrel owned … Continue reading

Using the ol’ noodle

Using the ol’ noodle Chinese authorities crack down on menu cock-up Chinese authorities, while not busy torturing and removing the organs from Falun Dafa followers, are now harassing restaurant proprietors over their imaginative English translations of their dishes’ names.

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