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Squirrel jumps on tea wagon»

emergency, squirrel! enters the
“gourmet” tea market

In a strategic redeployment of resources, Squirrel Holdings has made a huge commitment to the burgeoning “gourmet” tea market. "First it was herbal tea, then green tea, and white tea … Now we’ve got brown tea!" explained the new emergency, squirrel! tea baron, Tea Barron. “This neuvo “tea culture” fad is just the ticket for us. Bunches of hippies sitting around suckin’ down tea all day. They’ve got varieties with petals, twigs, rice bubbles even popcorn in it. Shit, they’ll drink anything!" Read more…


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