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Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters»

Vermeer's The Axe Player
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Squirrel Holdings purchases two treasures of the Dutch “Old School”

"These paintings represent a major art investment by emergency, squirrel!, and will in time appreciate greatly in value,” said the curator of the Squirrel owned Perineum Museum in Prague, Taint Gooch-Gründle. "They are very nice, and most definitely not fake," Ms Gooch-Gründel went on to say.

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New designer badges hit the shelves»

Lilly Tallula Designer Badges
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Cover yourself in strange creatures
(in badge form of course)

These badges are small, round and very attractive. Designed for emergency, squirrel! by the fabulous designer Lilly Tallula, they feature images of axolotyles, cave dwelling worms, deadly viruses, and electron-micrographs of things probably not worth contemplating. They are 35mm in diameter, and come in packs of 5 assorted from a total of 20 designs.

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The Top 10 Shitest films of all time»

The SWL Top 10 Shitest Movies of all timeclick to big it up!

Welcome to the Shitfest

The world owes a lot to Russ Meyer, Ed Wood, and a score of other Shit directors who were too Shit to even rate a mention here. A body could fly around the globe three times and not get bored with the inflight movie program if it was anything like the list we present to you herein.

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Bailout for music lovers»

Now that the global economy is starting to resemble a Marx Brothers movie, the financial wizards at emergency, squirrel! and its wholly owned subsidiary FAdoinga Records and Tapes have made a bold move to entice more investment. Read the rest

Shareholder registrations are now open»

Consumers can now become part of emergency, squirrel! in a real and meaningful way by registering as Shareholders. Read the rest

Record Rate of Consumer Deployments…»

Many consumers have already benefited Read the rest