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Squirrel acquires priceless Old Masters»

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Squirrel Holdings purchases two treasures of the Dutch “Old School”

"These paintings represent a major art investment by emergency, squirrel!, and will in time appreciate greatly in value,” said the curator of the Squirrel owned Perineum Museum in Prague, Taint Gooch-Gründle. "They are very nice, and most definitely not fake," Ms Gooch-Gründel went on to say.

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Even with the world’s stock markets falling faster than a Qantas jet full of pensioners, emergency, squirrel! are bullish about this new cut “God+Death=Goth” from their upcoming collection: "The Death of emergency, squirrel!".

And why wouldn’t they be? After all they’ve got the Big Man Upstairs in to bust some rhymes on this one.

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Bailout for music lovers»

Now that the global economy is starting to resemble a Marx Brothers movie, the financial wizards at emergency, squirrel! and its wholly owned subsidiary FAdoinga Records and Tapes have made a bold move to entice more investment. Read the rest

Shareholder registrations are now open»

Consumers can now become part of emergency, squirrel! in a real and meaningful way by registering as Shareholders. Read the rest

Record Rate of Consumer Deployments…»

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